Monday, March 09, 2009


Yesterday I was jotting down an important thought in my notebook ("My spirit animal is an Oreo cookie") when I came across the following cryptic note:

"Operation Maximum Velocity was a complete failure."

I have no idea what that means but it made me laugh for about half an hour. I realize now it's not actually funny.

1 comment:

Mick said...

Oh boy, this always happens to me. This I put down the other day, evidently with a mind to expanding it somehow: "Decadence (the stupid kind)." Also I found this, which I have no memory of: "I'm serious about those things that don't bother me." One wishes I had been more specific.